Black Horse Joke

by John
(UK)

A man driving along a country lane and his car suddenly breaks down! he gets out and looks under the bonnet to see what's wrong when he hears a voice "It's your fuel pump mate" he looks around and there's no one there, so he goes back to looking at the engine, then he hears again "It's your fuel pump mate" and again he can't see anyone but a black horse in a field. He decides to walk to the next village and comes a cross a pub, so he goes in and orders a beer, he tells his story to the barman (begining to believe that it was the horse who spoke to him)! The barman says "hmmmmm! it wasn't a black horse by any chance was it"?? the man says "yes actually it was" the barman says "oh don't take any notice of him, he dosen't know anything about cars"!!